ashley.lynne.

Sorry I worked 9 1/2 hours today and I don’t feel like entertaining you and your friends when I get home. Did it ever cross your mind what I want?

edwad:

#AirplanePickUpLines : nice legs what time do they get the fuck off the back of my chair

africans:

how do i know if this is a jason derulo song or not if only he could let me know in some way

what do you mean you can’t hang out i showered for this 

i shaved for this

i put a bra on for you.

i got off tumblr for you

i am wearing real pants

I went outside

i got out of bed

i woke up

sodamnrelatable:

 

When your song is playing

& somebody wants to change it