Sorry I worked 9 1/2 hours today and I don’t feel like entertaining you and your friends when I get home. Did it ever cross your mind what I want?
#AirplanePickUpLines : nice legs what time do they get the fuck off the back of my chair
how do i know if this is a jason derulo song or not if only he could let me know in some way
what do you mean you can’t hang out i showered for this
i shaved for this
i put a bra on for you.
i got off tumblr for you
i am wearing real pants
I went outside
i got out of bed
i woke up